Rainbow Dash Reloaded

Dear Oracle: today I learned that the best friends are the ones who drop by when you least expect it, and save you from a head-on semi truck collision. Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that Rainbow Dash is The One...

Don't mess with this guy's cousin or he be coming down to f#ck yo sh#t up. And tear the whole shop a newbie while he's in the process. Let's just all calm down and have a chat, yeah?

Dropping a stinking in the UK would lead to some disparaging glances, but most people would be too polite to confront you. Not in the 'hood. Down there they'll tell you just exactly how nasty they think you are. Too right.

Some overzealous fan has discovered that Ryan Gosling doesn't like breakfast cereal and has edited all of his movies with him shunning it together. Some fans really are crazy.

What happens when you put a man in a cement mixer and turn it on? Hilarity, that's what happens as this guy goes round and round and round—and he doesn't even get stuck in it.

So it's officially lights out at this all-girl slumber party.

What with all the Top Gear furore kicking off at the moment about stereotyping Mexicans, let’s take a timely look at Stewart Lee’s Top Gear-hating routine.

The least ’street’ rap battle you’ll ever see, but it’s still hilariously awesome. With pedro’s paper thin hard-man persona, Mark Grist’s wordy prose and Pamflit’s plodding maternal insults this is a Don’t Flop instant classic.

Watching this video of Bad Lip Reading’s latest masterwork is probably the one and only time you’re going to be entertained by American Idol.

If you're wondering what exactly it is that allied forces are still doing in Iraq, here's what; Kicking ass and taking names. On the court. There is probably some sort of peace keeping agenda, but this is clearly their primary role.

Looking at these pictures has reminded me of something, I've left a stack of washing up indoors...