Race Across Football Field Ends In FAIL!

There's winners, and then there are weiners, sometimes the difference between them is very small! Wow, this may be the first time I've ever seen someone lose by a nose - OUCH!

It’s a common problem, just how do you identify Moby when there’s so many bald men with geeky specs around that look just like him? I mean, can you even tell your Michael Stipe from your Bruce Willis?

“Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, & hide yo husband, ‘cause dey rapin’ e’rrybody out here” Er, Oooooooooook. Whatever yu say buddy, whatever you say. It's probably best to stay off the crack, yo.

Wow, this guy is amazing! David Blane or Chris Angel couldn't hold a candle to the illusionary powers this man has! It's purely magic!

Or Wesley Snipes vs. Christian "F#cking amateur" Bale or Marvel vs. DC or Monster vs. Man or Bat Slayer vs. Bat or...you get the idea. Throw in a few zombies to this mix and you'd have possibly the greatest movie never made!!!!

All those looking-back-at-the-year types shows and articles are generally pretty shitty, full of boring crap that you hated the first time round, let alone seeing it again. But this is different.

If you need a refresher on your alphabet but find that Sesame Street's sanitised & utopian feel has you reaching for the sick bags, Fat Awesome are here to help while keeping it street. Wurd!

This one is one super hot red head, although I seriously doubt that's natural. If it is, she may've been born close to a nuclear power plant.

Bizarre film from ages ago lifts the lid on human mutation. Seems you really are what you eat!

Who knew that hitler was a bona fide dance master!? I mean I know he did all that bad stuff because the history channel keeps banging on about it but apparently as well as not liking the jews, this boy could DANCE!

You wanna draw great butts? Big butts, skinny butts, butts with big hips or with big thighs. Then let Karl Gude be your tutor. He's definitely not high.