Protips For Household Items

Have you ever wondered what the 'real' usues for normal, everyday household items was? Why not try some of these out and become a super housewife on steroids with these ingenious little tips.

Gone are those innocent days when all you needed was a piece of string and some tin cans. Now it's all about blogging while taking a dump, and emailing your boss while sleeping.

So what is it about this search engine that holds such great appeal? Is it the simplicity, the smart returns on your searches, or maybe, just maybe it is something else altogether?

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In space, no one can hear you scream. And by the looks of this epic destroyer of worlds nowhere in the known universe is gonna be safe from him. you can run, but he will find you. Fear him!

Cats might be cute and good in pictures, but buy a real one and you'd better keep you food well hidden. They are masters of subtle sneakery, and they want your food.

It's not just wrong directions that can get you! This driver did not slow down fast enough as she was approaching her destination. Of course, we can only assume it was a female driver!

It's someone's job to build the artwork that we all love at Legoland. And that 'someone' has a keen sense of humor and a love for internet memes that most visitors will miss. I want that to be MY job.

Must be a really hot day.. or is it?

Now all they need to do to make this totally awesome is kidnap a woman, dress her as a slave and chain her to it.

It you are a single female with a cat and are just about to embark on a relationship with that hunk you met at the beach, heed this warning! You will ALWAYS be single as long as you have a cat!!!