Project Excelsior Launch 24

Not sure what this guy had for dinner the night before, but whatever it was it’s given him some good propulsion. He might want to stay away from dodgy take aways in future.

Chicks love it when you cook for them, but you need to put a bit of yourself into it as well, you know, to make it ’special’

You'll know when you've been hit by this hot bunch - and you will love it !!

In the true essence of ‘evil’, these jokers dressed up a 4 foot dummy to look like a trick or treater complete with bag of candy. Then off they went door to door with their fake “Timmy” to see what kind of reactions they’d get.

it's never a good idea to try and combine 2 potentially dangerous sports - Ouch!

When my parents go away i just get my buddies round & we eat Cheetos till we pass out. But these dogs, they know how to cut loose. I bet a couple of bitches are on their way over too.

If you’ve got zombies and guns in a movie, it doesn’t matter what the story is, as long as zombies come in after a few minutes and someone whips out a magnum and starts blowing undead skulls, everyone’ll be lapping it up.

This middle-aged, four piece band might be heading over the hill when it comes to saying bye-bye to their youth. So anyone whos thinking that their life is over because they’re in their mid-40s. WRONG!

I hate to blame the victim, here, but maybe next time he shouldn't park in a plow-away zone. Happy Xmas buddy!

The outback of Australia, a land of crocodiles & women with bigger kahunas than you !

This is, without doubt, a pretty neat trick to pull off, and rather accomplished too—but you know what would be more impressive? Seeing them land the plane back on the trailer, now that would take some doing.