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The trouble with working for artists is that they'll fire you for being helpful !

I you thought a “Porch Swing” was a piece of garden furniture, you’d be right. But also wrong. It’s apparently also a death defying adrenaline ride. The rope doesn’t look like it’s strong enough to support his gargantuan balls.

It's a case of, 'So near & yet SO far' - You have to ask yourself the question, why the hell did she even bother putting a bikini on if she wasn't going to get in the water? FAIL!

First rule of fence jump club: NEVER attempt a difficult jump if your buddy has just made it and the whole thing is being recorded on video. The chances of FAIL are so high it isn't worth it.

Well, this is what happens when you sit at home with a camera and a computer.. LOL

If you've got Samuel L Jackson coaching your hockey team I think it's fair to say that the team is going to be a bunch of bad mother f#ckers. Provided they don't get sloppy and eat too many Raoyales with cheese.

I didn't even know that "Skimboarding" was a thing until I saw this video. Apparently it is and it's pretty badass. It's a lot like surfing though, if you're good you can surf a wave and not even get wet!

During the midnight mass at St. Peters Basilica in the Vatican, a crazed woman jumped into the aisle and took out the pope. She's getting coal.

Finally, an instructional video on how to twirl nipple tassels. Take to the streets and rejoice, spread the word, grab the tassels, disrobe, and start twirling like your want to take off and fly!

A compilation of the internet's most hilarious treadmill videos. You May have seen some of these already but they've got some real corkers that you probably haven't seen. Schadenfreudetastic.

I'm not sure if this is an actual weather report that made it to the airwaves or just an awesome spoof that was recorded for the amusement of the staff, but it's brilliant. Sir, I salute you, and your growing john.