Perverted Pillow Talk

Weird stuff.. I didn't know you could have sex with books.. WTF?

I guess he always wanted to get on TV, but not like this! Well, the punch might of been free but the TV is going to cost a couple grand. OUCH!

Crazy morphing suitcase and the cute girl with a weird laser eye! Blink and you'll miss it!

Lego & Star Wars were both synonymous with my childhood, they feed the hopes of children who stick the little bits of plastic together in the hope they’ll be as exciting as they dream. They never are.

If you've never played Sniper Elite V2 and shooting gentleman junk is a preferred past-time, you should probably buy yourself a copy. Not only is there a sweet x-ray kill cam, but you score big for testicular destruction.

Some men like their women to smell like they own them, & that’s why someone saw a gap in the market and made this. Ah, the authorial smell of control. Delightful. Now go make me a fucking a sammich!!!!

He got a red card for sure, but that's better than ending up with a black eye.

Spotting celebrities and having your picture taken with them is pretty awesome. You can make all of you facebook friends seethe with jealous rage. Or you could just snap pics with complete strangers...

Prepare to witness awesome! Sometimes science can be really cool and amaze you. The slime can be applied to any surface and material and will repel any liquid that touches. Think. No more dirty clothes.

If you live in Russia then you will be non-plussed. They drink SO much vodka that just sitting down and pounding it isn't good enough. They have to throw it into each others mouths to make it more interesting.

People really are totally awesome. Not all people, obviously. That weird guy who sits next to you on the bus and trumps isn't awesome. Neither are Mormons. Some are awesome though, and these are they.