Pee-Wee's Pron Adventure

They've done it. They've gone and done it. Pee-Wee Herman now has his very own pornographic video out there thanks to Vivid Entertainment. If you ever needed a sign that the end is nigh, this is surely it.

This is a awesome at its very best, centered around a good old-fashioned ninja duel. Just a couple of covert agents from the feudal Japan era, duking it out to see who's the one ninja to rule them all. It even has shuriken. Enjoy.

Just when you thought you'd had enough of music talent contests - you're not safe! At least there's not sign of Simon Cowell!

If you think you party hard, it’s nothing compared to how a duck rips it up when it wants to have some good times. They are secretly bad-ass and a law unto themselves. Ducks are evil muddas!

Want your very onw IRL CoDBlOps weaponry? Right here, buddy. This guy has the skills to pay the bills and he'll no doubt get round to recreating the game's entire arsenal. Pretty nifty stuff.

Is it me or is modern technology getting waaay too intrusive - WTF?

We’ve all had our dark moments at festivals. In all fairness, they are one of the few places where questionable behaviour is acceptable. However, this chap has very little excuses. What’ll he do next? Wash his face in shit?

Yeah, she broke the bedpost, but give her a break. Einstein didn't come up with the general theory of relativity on his first try, either. But then he was a genius and not a blonde!

She's half Vietnamese, half French, & all hotness. Those lips could float across the Atlantic. Bee stung? More like inflatables, forget a life raft you just need her with you when your ship sinks.

The Roots' Tariq "Black Thought" Trotter recaps the plot lines of the first four seasons of HBO's Game of Thrones in the form of a catchy rap song on The Tonight Show—and it's the best kind of recap you can get.

The Royal twat-fest will soon be upon us and they’ll be Union Jack bunting draping off people’s arse cracks as they sing and dance and make merry like the good loyal subjects they are.