Paparazzi Slammed By Gate Arm

It looks like one of Lindsay Lohan's prayers was answered. The one for the successful movie comeback is still pending.

Now this is kinda strange, i'm not sure who is imitating who here? Obvioulsy a baby will crawl, but the dogs behind it are doing it so well that you can only think they have an alterior motive in mind. Weird.

Break open the carbolic soap and get ready to wash this skater-kid's mouth out with soap & water till only words fit for nursery skool come out of it - Where the hell did he learn this stuff?

Apparently this is an advert for skateboards. Big round perky ones that you just wanna give a cheeky little slap. Sorry. Got sidetracked. Anyway, this is an advert for skateboards. "Bantum Rears". Or something like that.

Before undertaking a hazardous mission it’s always important to make sure you both understand the silent hand gestures. Otherwise you could run into problems, it doesn’t matter how special your forces are. FAIL!

"And on your right, you should see the Golden Gate Bridge. And further down on your right, the terrified faces of the drivers on the Golden Gate Bridge."

While discussing how to properly hold and shoot a firearm this chick casually swings and points the gun at the cameraman.

Yeah, those Kesha clones are a real drag, getting glitter in your beer and generally staggering about and treading on your foot and stuff with high heels. Her annoying pop guff has a lot to answer for.

In no way is this guy creepy and in no way are his motives for wishing Japanese pop star Kashiyuka a happy birthday in any way questionable. Oh no wait, I meant the complete opposite of those things.

Falling through a roof is unlucky; narrowly avoiding a brick nutshot, however, is extremely lucky. When you are in this situation remember, one out of two aint bad :)

It's hard to tell if it's from a sniper in the balcony or from the grassy knoll, but this bridesmaid to goes downit in the middle of the ceremony & punctuates the proceedings with a textbook faceplant.