Oh Hai Girls!

When Mr. F. Alone gets bored, he likes to play with his friends. Unfortunately for him his friends are all dolls and nobody wants to come and hang out with him, poolside. It's got to be bad when even a pool won't entice people...

What can one do when one is surrounded by peasants, especially peasants who try to poke one’s wife through the open window of one’s Rolls-Royce. Bloody rotten ruffians, what?!

Trying to impress chicks with your new smartphone ends in presidential FAIL! Putin is practically a James Bond villain. all he needs is a Persian cat and sharks with lazer beams!

I dunno, he kinda looks like a cock-smoking, noob-tubing faggot to me. If he's sitting in front of an xbox with a headset on, he's obviously just asking to be verbally abused...

This is a tricky one, because if you answer yes then you risk losing the very life you treasure so much. But if you say no, then you lose the very ninja you treasure so much. Hmmm...

Hey.. whatever floats your... uh boat.

Leaning about kickback from firing a weapon is something you generally only ever need to learn once. If you've felt the full force of a gun to the eye, you may still have the scars to prove it...

It's kinda like looking at one of those impossible triangle things, except it's a bloke's legs. If you can pull off this pose, you are guaranteed to get so much tail...

Like whoa! That is a big one, huge in fact, she'll be there all day. It's proper hairy though, if she doesn't trim it down now it's going to get out of hand. No one likes an unshaven beaver!

Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert recently got schooled in this subject when he unleashed fury on LeBron James in a letter published to the web in Comic Sans. Each font has it's time and place.

We all have friends of the opposite sex, right? You know the kind, the one you pour your soul out to when you are drunk and keep an eye on when she is drunk...and the 'other' things that friends with benefits share.