Newest Disney Princess

If you hadn't heard, Disney have just bought Lucasfilm and are planning a seventh Star Wars Film. Mickey Mouse might not be the best person to do this, but he can't be any worse than George Lucas...

If you've ever actually done this then you know. It's not really that hard to speak cat. You don't get much out of it apart from "feed me", "Stroke me" or "change my kitty litter or i will poop in your shoes". Gotta love cats.

I bet it's Chris Hansen under there. Comes in sizes too old, small and extra extra small - It's the perfect Xmas present :)

If you thought that the opposite sex were very easy to figure out then you couldn't have been more wrong - They are so complex that even mathematics has a hard time equating them :(

It doesn't matter how big and scary your opponent is, so long as you've dumped all your character points into critical hit % and have a backed up game save on standby...

If you're feeling down or depressed, just take a look at this dude and repeat after me; "It could be much, much worse. At least I'm not THIS guy". you should feel instantly better. That'll be 120 euros please.

OK, so asking complete strangers for $257.38 might seem like he's taking the mickey, but it's for a very good cause. We should all club together and give this man what he needs. It's our civic duty.

Everyone's always got a name for the little fella, usually it's one of affection or bravado. So here's a list of various names and the reasons for them. They go from the ridiculous to the sublime.

This has the vague whiff of racism about it but I can't put my finger on the precise moment or sentiment. Still, It's Abe Lincoln choking out Kanye, so even if it IS racist, it's the kinda racism we can all enjoy.

Pictures of the secret North Korean missile test have recently been smuggled to the west. Seems there is about as much to be afraid of as there was with Saddam.

You know those days when you wake up and feel like you can achieve anything, well the sad truth is that there is a new enemy in your life who will do it's best to thwart all of your best laid plans!