Mean Birthday Surprise Prank

Heart Attacks: For when you want this birthday to be her last.

Chicks & park rides go together like 'Win' & 'Fail' - When you approach the merry-go-round this way, it's actually two rides in one. Take that, one-trick slide!

It sucks to be the guy at the bottom of the pyramid except for times like this. Hahahaha.

Medic! We've got a man with a cracked set of teeth and a critically wounded ego.

There's nothing wrong with a preference for a wealthy European man, but five of them ? Francine here might not have had as many husbands as Elizabeth Taylor but she has hers all at once ! Be honest now, would you hit it ?!

Now here's a booty to get excited about, look at it. Surely a thing to marvel at, a thing of splendor, spectacular in its smoothness, like a peach just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Om nom nom.

Well, this is the next 8 minutes of your life sorted, so if you were at a loss for what to do, look no further. Everyone enjoys Japan’s sense of ridiculousness when it comes to game shows and everything else.

Skate 3 was a pretty awesome game but not half as amazing as these physics-defying clips make it look. If shenanigans of this magnitude were guaranteed in a typical session, it would make all other video games entirely redundant.

The giddy excitement, the expectations the smell of fresh video game as you peel away the cellophane, the sudden realisation you don't have a girlfriend & the last time you went to the pub was before the smoking ban came in. Still.

You know, not everything that's small is a disappointment. Sometimes small can be beautiful and, contrary to what all those girls tell you, could even get you laid. Like nanotechnology for instance.

If you want to know how a real man trims his bush this season, there's only one man to ask - Steve McGranahan. You'll need a chainsaw and a length of rope and as few braincells as possible. WTF!?!