Lous CK On Farts

Louis CK explains exactly why farts are funny and why you're stupid if you don't agree. To be honest, it's a pretty convincing argument. Even if you think toilet humour is puerile, you have to agree that he has a point.

And now that he's passes his driving test, his dad should have no problem letting him borrow the donkey cart for his date Friday night, right?

After some fancy footwork and a quick ball stop, this forward faces up for his awesome shot.

You know what they say…it’s a funny old game. And this is testament to that – Not only does he let a ball trickle past him at about 1MPH, but he has the stupidity to celebrate this event.

Boom...'HEAD SHOT!' This man now has to walk around with a black eye and suffer the embarrassment of telling people the reason he has it is because he was pwnd by a Little League Baseball player.

"Tonight Downtown", is all about partying hard after a hard day's work, and he wants you to add your unique spin on it by remixing it. You even get to use the original session files, he'll then pick his favs, announcing them online.

Yeah, those Kesha clones are a real drag, getting glitter in your beer and generally staggering about and treading on your foot and stuff with high heels. Her annoying pop guff has a lot to answer for.

I don't think this cop understands that a hit and run doesn't require you to start running and try to apprehend the criminal. On the plus side, it's nice to see London has started deploying its fleet of T-2000s.

Dubstep tunes? Check. Stop motion animation? Check. Sweet dirtbike tricks? Check. If there is a more pure recipe fo awesomeness then I have no idea what it is. It probably involves expensive drugs though.

There's awesome....and then there's AWESOME! How bad would you want one of these in your back yard? This has to be the most patriotic machine gun of all, except, i guess, as long as we forget all those bald eagles it killed :(

Now this is a technique that could be really useful against some of the shorter teams on the football field. Barcelona would never be able to defend against this.