Laser Pointer Dog Attack

Who needs laser-guided missiles when you have laser-guided Dobermans?

Sounds like a no-brainer, right? A dinosaur would kick a todder's ass anyday, but the dinosaur in question is animatronic and rooted to the spot, just to even the playing field a little. Place your bets!

Proof that chicks dig Star Wars too - These cute girls feel the force for sure.. - UBER-COOL

Thing is science couldn’t possibly support the idea of such a large, cumbersome beastie charging about and causing a ruckus—and this is why science and Hollywood should never mix.

With a booty like that I'm surprised this car hasn't gone into light speed. But what a sight for saw eyes this is.

It appears that he was headed back to the rack with the other dumbbells. PTFO!

The last person on earth you want to read you Grindr messages is your mum, which is what makes this so perfect.

The great thing about a segway is that it allows really, really fat people to move around without having to burn off any precious calories. Problem is, they’re really hard to navigate.

If you’ve never heard of Ze Frank, he’s starred in his own TED talk, started the YoungMeNowMe picture meme and even turned the Earth into sammich! What a guy. Now it's about the importance of make believe.

They may be thankful now that the snake is gone, but it's a pain to get your windshield vipers replaced.

This dude was just trying to clear his gutters when he ended up experiencing an avalanche in his own home. That is a Christmas miracle.