Kitty Killer !

Something tells me this poor pussy's 9 lives are about to run out very quickly - Awwww :(

What the hell has someone done to these girls' faces? It looks like their lips have been injected with the Earth's supply of collagen and then slapped about with a swarm of electric eels.

Well it now official. The new Twilight movie has been proven capable of boring men to death. Apparently this phenomenon only effect men, so you old cougars out there are free to go drool over your little heart-throb teens!

Some dogs just want to watch the world burn. This one however just wants a nice glass of Chianti and a cigar the width of his own leg. Too much to ask?

You get to sit around all day completely naked with $50 in your pocket. Sounds like the best job in the world to me. The only way it could be any better is if you were allowed to get drunk while 'working'.

What is it about celebrities that in their school yearbook photos they look like the biggest dorks on earth? Is it some kind of revenge thing, to get famous after being picked on for their entire educational attendance?

Sure, having an underground crime lab and parking garage sounds cool, but nothing is ever as good as it first seems. Especially when bat poop is involved...

The really dirty minds would probably be getting off to a picture of a horse anyway, while the more astute perv would be aroused for totally different reasons - *fap*fap*fap*

It's a pretty convincing argument. And hey, if you're not conviced, try this one on for size: The sun goes up sun goes down. Tide comes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication.

The Big Bad Wolf and the Cool-Aid man. when there's a house that the wolf can't huff and puff and blow down, then it's time for the Cool-Aid catchphrase and clouds of brick dust. Someone should put this on a t-shirt.

It's not enough to walk around with a boring plastic bag any more, to stand out from the crowd you need to be busting a bag that makes heads turn. Or maybe it even features a turning head itself. This are plastic bags 2.0.