Kissing Cousins Are Cool

I guess that men will never grow bored of this sight, hoever many times they watch it :)

Fancy grabbing your hot secretary then bending her over the photocopier and showing the log to the beaver? Sounds like you need to hire this guy. He's cool with that sort of thing, even if he happens to be blind...

A good lesson to remember is ALWAYS think about your opponent in a fight. Poor kid tries to land a 'dead-arm' punch but is competing waaay under his weight class and ends up on the floor in a world of pain & FAIL - LMAO!

If you've never seen a man crafting a tiny little horsey out of molten glass but always wanted to, YO. No need to thank me, no need to send me all your cash. Naked pictures couldn't hurt though, eh? Thx.

Ah the good gold days, when you’d tie an old piece of cord around the local neighbourhood girl’s waist and push her off the top of a decrepit building & laugh at her blood-curdling screams of terror. I miss those days!

Now this is my kind of co-driver, swearing like a drunk sailor in a storm who's just stubbed his toe. LOL

You might think it's Sub-Zero's spine ripping one, Jax's arm removal or Reptile's head devouring. You'd be wrong. There is one move that is far, far more brutal than all of these. Check it out.

Ron Artest's advice to the bull: 'They'll forget all about this once you get traded to the Lakers and win a championship.'

If you're going to touch an electric fence and you're having someone record your bravery for posterity's sake, don't dawdle. Get to the brave part or you just look a dork. Also, make sure it's actually electrified!

It's time to obey the beard—and it's a beard that screams out with manly credentials, in fact it's so manly it will take away your virginity and you'll wake up tomorrow with a beard, even if you've just shaved.

Hank the Singing Bottle has something in common with the Governor of California, he'll be back!