Jeff Goldblum Invents Jurassic Park Theme Lyrics

Amazingly, Jeff Goldblum has thought up his own lyrics to the Jurassic Park theme song, and he shares them with the nation on Late Night with Seth Meyers—but why are we only hearing them now?

Cats. Totally frikking adorable and your cute furry friends, just as long as you don't piss them off! But as with everything, there are people who push the limits of feline tolerance, this time with hats! Cardborad cup-tastic!

If you're the kind of pyromaniac that counts down the days until fireworks night/4th of July, this little video should be of interest. I have no idea how it's made or where to get one, but I totally wanna find out.

Create some truly unique characters with their own distinct, and crazy, personalities. COOL!

Everything is a remix. You, me, this sentence. Everything. It's so profound my head's going to explode into a remix of my brains, face, and skull.

Some people love cats and get, like, sooo emotional, but so what, the real issue of the day is cheeseburgers, think of all those cheeseburgers out there without a mouth to be shovelled into.

Kids are the easiest of targets for pranks because let's face it; they're dumb. Dad should have known better though!

It's the advert the Fox & ABC networks didn't want you to see, for fear it may corrupt your innocent minds, cause the imminent collapse of society & the end of humankind as we know it. Meh.

Yes, it was the day that nothing was happening anywhere in the world, so the news people had nothing to do but stand around and try to look like they weren’t just a waste of salary.

A make-believe matador nearly gets gored by several Formula 1 racers

This has both the weird factor and the titillation factor so bravo to it for doing that. A model gets attacked by other creepy models, but they just kind of pose her in weird ways. And they’re all in underwear.