Japanese Water Bottle Jet Pack Fail

I'm going to wait for the second generation on the Water Bottle Jet Pack to be launched before i even think of trying it out. It'll be cheaper, lighter, and you'll be able to go twice as far before crashing.

You might have thought it wasn't possible, but South Park have somehow managed it, they've made the character of Randy Marsh even more bizarre, disturbing, and, of course, downright hilarious.

Near Ketchikan, Alaska a sea lion was hiding under a fishing boat because he was being stalked by a killer whale. When the boat left the whale attacked the sea lion and tossed him 20 feet into the air.

You don't often see footage of semis crashing but when you do it's pretty memorable, i guarantee you won't forget this one in a hurry. We sure hope this guy was alright because this is pretty wild.

This guy knocks two thieves off a motorcycle as they attempt to get a way by tossing his bike at them.

Not really sure what this guy's job description is, but I'm pretty sure he's not doing it right. Unless he's meant to be like a crotch grabbing version of Jabba The Hutt's little monkey-lizard thing.

Who better than Brett Domino to teach you how to write a hit pop track. So listen intently as he bassoons like a mofo and plays his original pop song, the Jennifer Lawrence-inspired ‘Sexy When You Do That’.

Batman’s not content to be the star of his own movies, his ego is so mega he has to star in other people’s films too. So here he is cropping up again in famous movie scenes to tarnish your memories of them.

These fans nearly get their heads taken off, but no one is ever going to believe this happened to them: "You mean you went to a car race where everything was covered in mud?"

The lapdog of the Current UK Prime Minister would like to issue a heartfelt apology to all the people he lied to. TBH, it's not his fault. He's the minority in a coalition government. Cameron is the real turd in the punchbowl.

Jeremy Cunt steps into Andrew Lansley’s ill-fitting shoes as the new health secretary, but don’t fear, because he’s been watching That Mitchell & Webb Look. The NHS will get a complete makeover based on homeopathic A&E.