Imperial March Scratch

Scratch Bastard picks up a win at Scribble Jam by throwing down some mad scratching followed by his own rendition of the Star Wars Imperial March. It's pretty good but I find his lack of bass disturbing.

Sometimes you don't have the balls to try a dangerous stunt and sometimes trying said stunt leaves you with NO balls! I don't think he was prepared for losing his V-card to be such a painful experience.

Being a mother of two children she noticed how, when out camping, going to the toilet in the middle of the night could be a problem. So she created Boginabag, a portable, lightweight toilet to meet these needs.

Another angry customer fails at destroying restaurant property. Didn't he see the 'slippery floor' sign?

It’s tough being a gleaming beacon of excellence when you’re surrounded by shoddy halfwits who couldn’t do their jobs if it was organising a piss-up in a Jack Daniels distillery.

I thought this little fella would at least get close but the poor guy has absolutely no skills.

Or Wesley Snipes vs. Christian "F#cking amateur" Bale or Marvel vs. DC or Monster vs. Man or Bat Slayer vs. Bat or...you get the idea. Throw in a few zombies to this mix and you'd have possibly the greatest movie never made!!!!

If a huge crane collapses and there's a camera to film it, does it make a for awesome footage & horrendous sounds? Yeah, it does.

His mom gives him the nod, “The camera’s pointing at you son”. And that’s it, he’s off owning his 15 minutes of glory up and down the steps - This is as close to spontaneous genius-tastic as it gets!

Finding out your wife has signed up to a dating site where she wants to meet other guys is not the best Valentine’s gift. But, revenge is sweet and when it’s all you’ve got you might as well do it in style.

The shocking news that Vanilla cheated on Shovel Face hit us all hard but it seems that Will Ferrel is taking even harder than most. It's rare to see true love like this so when it goes sour it's like, super sad, yeah?