Ice Hound

Want a free dog? All you need to do is travel to the north pole, find a bit of floating ice and nine times out of ten there will be a cute little puppy chillin' on it. Results may vary, terms and conditions apply.

Sure, jesus could turn water into wine, but wine is minging. Come back when you can make me a beer, bro. Snow on the other hand would be awesome. Everybody likes snow. Dude could get a sweet job at a ski resort too!

If the Phantom Menace made you want to bite Jar Jar Binks's eyes out, knowing Lucas was strolling around like Palpatine clasping his warm, fat Ewok paws together in glee. Then you may enjoy these edits!

He's either imitating the sound of the outboard engine or he just ate his lunch at Taco Bell. One of the two. Maybe he likes the look of the engine and is trying to communicate with it in it's own language?

You've heard of a boy named Sue, well this is a chimp named Sue, and it's attacking a squad car. Maybe because it's a boy chimp and it's angry at its stupid name?

Sun Xi Zhong from China enters the Guinness Book of World Records after climbing 15 stairs using nothing but his head.

Dwarf Vader explains how his Xmas was ruined by the re-purposed leg-wear of his repellent mother-in-law. The only thing that could have rescued it from fail would have been a bound and gagged Jamie Cullen and blowtorch.

Doesn't seem like anything will keep this guy from giving up on performing a hand stand on the back of his car until he slams through his rear windshield.

Yep, you read it right, have the epic meal guys finally gone on a health kick, are they counting calories? Surely not? Well, mabe not, this time is a salad made entirely from fries. OM NOM

His first gamble was playing the slot machine, and the second one was that he wouldn't throw his back out knocking it over.

This guy not only has mad skills but also a miniature motorbike and a tiny little dirt track in his back yard. What more do you want from him? Party tricks? Well, it just so happens he has one of those too!