I Wish Girls...

Some people really have some weird ideas. I can think of many things that I'd like girls to be but noodles just aren't quite on the top of my list !!

I bet its a pretty safe bet that even with snow on the ground this guy would of still wipeout on the jump.

Looks like this televangelist has turned to the dark-side, rather than the big guy upstairs. Wielding a lightsaber and striking down his flock like an angry Anakin who’s just discovered someone’s eaten the last of his Frosted Flakes.

This might be your only chance to see fifty pairs of sensuous lips, belonging to gorgeous models, talk directly at you. Sure, there might be the little inconvenience of a computer screen between you and them.

When it came to God dishing out impressions of rabid dogs that could frighten the terminator, this guy was first on the list. Not content with just explaining the story he practically turns into the dogs in question.

Somehow, a dog sensed the recent earthquake in Northern California before anyone else at this local news station.

Ok, truth time, even though it's not a real bullet he's going to be chopping in half it's still pretty damn impressive. Not sure why they had to go to a firing range in the middle of nowhere to do it.

Could this be the first signs of the technological singularity? When the robots gain self-awareness and the enslavement of the human race is set under way? Or could it just be a geek making a very impressive puppet ?

Clearly, the mare was jealous of the car's superior horsepower.

Wheelbarrow sensation GoldenBoy performs some incredible tricks on his golden wheelbarrow, which bring into question whether wheelbarrowing might well be the new skateboarding—let's hope so.

Ember, an appropriate name for someone who looks so damned hot you'd burn your eyes into shriveled raisins if you looked at her for too long. Like when the Nazis look at the Ark in Indiana Jones. Be warned.