How To Shut Down A Ho

Shutting down a ho is a precise science. If you ever need tips on how to do it in the most flamboyant way possible, just go watch some Dragon Ball Z. Goku knows what's up.

Kids, you just have to admire how they finf out about life, the HARD way! On the one hand, I'd like to say that this was idiotic. On the other hand, I have no idea what you're supposed to do with that piece of furniture, either!

Poor fella looks like he'd rather be at the dentists having his teeth pulled than in bed with this psycho hose beast doing the horizontal monster mash. What a sissy. SCARY!

There is dumb.... and then there is DUMB! Who in their right mind would truly just sit there.. Some things people do make the mind boggle - OUCH

Munchkin the shih tzu's famous teddy bear costume recently earned her an appearance on Good Morning America in New York City. Before going on the show, Munchkin got a chance to check out some of the city's best tourist attractions, including Times Square

So you think you know stuff about stuff, eh? Here are ten things most people assume to be true that are complete fabrications. Share this with your friends to find out how many they believed were true.

It's bicycle dominos gone crazy - Once the first rider goes down its all over for his two buddies behind him. Something tells me they won't be doing that again in a hurry - LOL!

An ingenious prank for the leg humping perv in all of us. All you need is an elaborately designed wind-up mechanism on your back and a penchant for pelvic thrusts and you can be annoying pedestrians and making Youtube lol.

Having a smoking daughter wandering around your house in skimpy clothes might seem a bonus, but when she's a family member it can lead to all kinds of awkwardness & shame. It's hell being her sibling. Or her dad.

Note: You don't actually have to combine your bike and your ramp for it to be considered a bike ramp.

There are two good things to come out of this. One, his sandals are now clean. Two, all the diseases in New York are now quarantined within one man.