HOGWARTS: Which House Are You?

When the Sorting hat tells you that you're a Hufflepuff there is some good news and some bad. The bad news is that you're as dumb as a bag of hammers. The good news is that you'll be given plenty of nice crayons to play with...

It might not be the best yoga you've ever seen, but she's pretty damn flexible and for a morning ritual it's an impressive display. If she arranged a few chairs around her I reckon she could sell tickets.

This is why, when out and messing around with machines you know nothing about, it's very important that you read the sign -- and understand it -- before sticking your finger in any cavity. This guy is paying the price.

Ok, just try and get past the fact that this dude actually has a girlfriend in the first place and contemplate to pure evil that only chicks can commit. Sure it's just a game, but!!! I think he takes it rather well - NOT!

People have written down things for this cracker to freestyle about and then away he goes. He must impress all the frat boys with these rap skills, that is until a black guy comes along.

This dude takes a ride down his homemade zip line but picks up too much speed and slams into the tree holding the end of the line.

If you disagree, you are wrong. It really is that simple. The wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man is a legend and if this doesn't give you the subconscious urge to go out a buy a car, you're probably not in on the joke.

If this goat was human it would be an emo. Or my little brother, just before i threatened to beat him up as a kid. He should learn to make a noise like a BOSS and get back to the real bleating.

Got in an argument this weekend whether or not this was possible so we tested it out and although you don't get a full charge from a single onion their was enough to turn it on and play.

The lapdog of the Current UK Prime Minister would like to issue a heartfelt apology to all the people he lied to. TBH, it's not his fault. He's the minority in a coalition government. Cameron is the real turd in the punchbowl.

I'm no expert, but I think you're supposed to flip over the box, not slam your nuts into it.