Guys Can't Make It Up Down Escalator

In a vain attempt to get obese shoppers fit & healthy new exercise equipment was installed while they shop - The problem with the new mall Stairmasters is you finish right at Sbarro. Really defeats the purpose.

A cat stands on its hind legs and throws some pretty mean punches at a dog that was picking on it.

Orson Welles tells an anecdote about when he was a fortune teller for a day, explains how he did it and offers an explanation for why some fortune tellers actually believe in their own "powers".

A night in jail and some marital problems seem to have shattered this woman's morning, so she decided to shatter a door. Thank god marriage isn't forever ...... *WAIT :(

These guys are trying to practice a wrestling move when they discover one of their own.

The dark knight might be a butt kicking gravel voiced badass but he's not so cool in the 60's TV show. Ever wondered what would happen if the two were to meet? Well wonder no more and enjoy this abominable crossbreed.

"I just need forty-five seconds to make it to the end of this slingshot with my machete, and then once I make it back to the other end with the trigger, it's on!". Some people get far too over excited :)

Boom...'HEAD SHOT!' This man now has to walk around with a black eye and suffer the embarrassment of telling people the reason he has it is because he was pwnd by a Little League Baseball player.

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Edy's ice cream is churned slower than most thanks to their innovative approach to utilizing and incorporating sloths into their workforce. Feeding them drugs may help, it may not, but it's worth a try...

If you are gonna trick your boss into believing that you are actually doing any work at all while on a business trip ALWAYS make sure that your props are robust enough - ROFL!!