Guild Wars 2 Review

BirGirPall breaks from his usual M.O. to bring us his short but informative review of the second Guild Wars game. I get the feeling he might be missing the point a bit, but if you were expecting a great pig simulator, brace yourself for a shock.

The German police take themselves very seriously. If you were to, say, poke them with a bright fuchsia vibrator and go on to perch a discarded ladies thong on their shoulder they would probably put you in cuffs. Just FYI.

When two lions want to cuddle you, you don't question it. You just relax, take their lead, and go with it. Oh, and you also think desperately about when it was they last had some food?

Who knew that fat chump from that excruciatingly insipid Halifax advert was such a fat ass MC, blud. Just check him and his crew out in the new Halifax ad where they’ve taken a different musical direction.

For strange sounds emanating from women's mouths, curling is the new tennis, because that level of strategy and precision requires you to make weird noises, it's just how it is.

After the Grammys, Serene Branson just can't seem to get her mouth to work right. Apparently, she got a glimpse of Justin Bieber and went all tongue-tied. It kinda looks as if she has had some kind of a stroke?

If you thought Go-Karting was for just for kids, you'd better think again. It's where Senna started off and if this video is anything to go by it's hella fast. If that was me I'd need to pit stop for fresh underwear.

Next time you get your dog to roll over, just so you can impress your friends, make sure they haven't seen this because this dog is better than yours. MUCH better.

If you're old enough to remember Tony Hart's Hart Beat then you may get a kick out of this. A rare insight into the man's mischevious streak that was left on the cutting room floor, until now. LOLz.

If you enjoyed the watermelon torture vide we posted where a watermelon is evaporated using rubber bands, you'll like this. It's exactly the same thing but in beautiful eye-candy slow motion replay.

Attempts a random stunt, apparently promoting Nikes. - COOL