Girl Can't Close Eye After Wisdom Tooth Surgery

She should just get her other wisdom teeth taken out, leaving her with two ever-open, unblinking eyes. Creepy but symmetrical. Problem solved.

Sure, it's probably not much use on the battlefield but I guess it shows they train fairly diligently. If you don't take your eyes away every now and then I'm sure it starts to melt your brain a little...

Here’s a “What If…” to ponder in those quieter moments of your day: What if those Jersey Shore guidobags spoke their particular vein of English in the style of Oscar Wilde? Don’t ponder it because this video does it for you.

Oh, come on! The very first thing they teach you in Lame Web Video Show Production is don't put your seat right at the edge of the stairs! I'm guessing she learnt her lesson the hard way - OUCH!

John has lost 160lbs in 19 months, in that time, that’s the equivalent of 1.25 of me! I just can’t get my head round how that must have felt having to carry around all of that mass.

This is a pretty messed up crash, lucky no one was hurt and the thing didn't explode. But what's more hilarious is one of the comment from one of the rescuers, "Don't worry about that Richard, ring the news room!" Priorities.

Moving like Jabba may not win you any more chicks than moving like Jagger, but if you're really making moves like Jabba, you've got chicks chained up at your feet anyway.

It's another day and time to embrace the new brand new craze that's 'creeping' the nation! If you think about it (not too hard!), it isn't difficult to see why it's taking hold - Everyone likes to bang and smash!

Installing this cabinet almost takes this kid's head off. The upside to that every action has a reaction and he won't have had to listen to that music any longer. So every cloud has a silver lining, disguised as a cabinet.

There's nothing funnier than illiterate intenet postings, except those same poorly typed prose being read by a classically trained Shakespearean actor, purposefully enunciating all the typos perfectly.

Are you a lonely video game enthusiast? Looking to warm up those cold nights, raiding molten core? You need a cute gamer girl. Luckily we have a wide selection for you to chose from. Unluckily for you, they all have facial hair.