Farming Simulator

If you thought that farming was all about planting stuff and harvesting, you're dead wrong. Farming is straight dope. It's all about bling, hydraulics and nitro boosts. Also somalian pirates and nukes. WTF!?

Attention J.J. Abrams: nobody can pull off a dying tauntaun & Jabba like Bill Hader can—his 'Star Wars' impressions are so good, you'll want to cut him open and use him for warmth. That's talent.

Having a sound system in your car that can destroy a phone book is pretty impressive. It was an epic battle the world had been waiting an eternity for. Some guy's in-car bass bin versus the phone book.

Some players are so extreme they'd walk through fire to prove their game !

It's pretty eye catching, but is it worth the dough? Also, where do the batteries go? It's pretty cool if you're into that kind of thing, but I'd rather have something a bit more functional for my money...

Poor Cher Lloyd, she’s trying to perform for the X-Factor judges and she keeps getting interrupted by an angry Scottish lady. It’s her own fault, she’s a grown woman and should know how to flush the toilet for chrissakes.

You might not expect it but this old Russian dude can throw down on the slalom cones. He's probably listening to some grimy drum and bass on his walkman too. Something that could turn Hari Krishna into a badboy.

A woman in Texas has started a Pole Dancing For Jesus class. She believes only God can judge them. And they'll know if he's pleased because he'll make it rain.

Two elephant seals have an off day in this cute animated short by Victor Caire, which sees a little bird causing a bit of trouble between the two bulky beast, who in the end can't really be bothered with it all.

What a week for the UCLA dumb-ass diva. She’s not the most politically correct person & with a statement like that, it’s pretty much an assurance that what they’re going to say is going to be dumb!

And it's about time too. Well, it's not about time, it's about a standardized set of letters, but still. So yo, let's hear it for this updating of a classic. It's a fresh rap with the same sick lyrics, it's gonna go global yo.