Dump Truck FAIL!

Someone this irresponsible should NOT be able to operate a dump truck!

It's not often you will find a rapper who is this forthcoming with his nerdyness. What next, Dan? Dan bull is back to profess his love for the blocky build-em-up in the form of a catchy rap.

This kid buys a brand new iPad at Best Buy, walks outside, and beats the hell out of it with a bat. Seriously dude, couldn't you have pounded on something worthless like a dial-up modem, a VHS player, or a Kindle?

This dude takes a ride down his homemade zip line but picks up too much speed and slams into the tree holding the end of the line.

Even after one thousand years, crushing a fat kid's balls with a jousting pole is still the sport of kings.

Lais Ribeiro is her name and inspiring innumerable teenage hormone turmoil is her game. No granny bloomers here, just cute cotton panties worn by a woman who's pertness is enough to make a grown man cry.

You see them everywhere, wide eyed crazy guys running around in pink shoes, jabbering away to themselves & shouting out random numbers. Just imagine how annoying it would be if they were armed with a megaphone!

Even on the subway you’re not safe from Michael Bublé’s singing. Because there he is, performing an impromptu acapella version of his “Who’s Lovin’ You”.

A dentist trip ends with crazy rapping and talk of unicorns. You know what they say: novocaine is a hell of a drug.

Those green pigs and those birds, are they so different after all? Maybe the whole egg stealing thing was just a massive misunderstanding and they were just borrowing them to keep them safe. I’m sure that was it.

For your amusement I present Skifcha, the dubstep cat, complete with hipster glasses (with no lenses) and a fashionable moustache. If you have red/cyan glasses, find him on YouTube for the 3D version!