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You know what, i reckon George Orwell onto something when he wrote his classic novel 1984? Is LOLspeak the new Newspeak? Sport in 5... It's almost too scary to contemplate :(

Well, this cat took it a little too far..

It's nice of your parents to check in to see you are ok, and of course doing what you are supposed to be doing. But sometimes keeping them in the picture might not quite be the right thing to do. LMAO

As if selling placements on the recommended videos panel wasn't bad enough, the geniuses behind YouTube have cleverly programmed it to recommend every single video except the one you want, the closer the better!

..You may pass out in awkward places. FAIL

We all know sharks are badass, with their dead eyes and ferocious jaws and all those teeth. But their reputation as man-eating killers is vastly overrated. Sure they may kill the odd person, but that's nothing compared to death by fast food.

OK, so asking complete strangers for $257.38 might seem like he's taking the mickey, but it's for a very good cause. We should all club together and give this man what he needs. It's our civic duty.

Beating all the horrible fictional monsters from film and literature, the greatest fictional beast of them all. The undead, everliving, pale-bodied feared and revered Jesus H. Christ!

Your friends might act like they don't enjoy your annoying pranks that catch them unaware when they're trying to relax. But the truth is they love it. Especially a crossbow to the gut.

Everyone knows it's a dog's life, but spare a moment for the other domestic pet and the feline sub-dom scene that obviously runs rife within their culture. Lets just hope the little fella gets to chow down whilke he's being humiliated!?

Yep, i'm sure we all feel secretly scared about getting old, but wait, it has some serious advantages. The greatest thing about being old is being able to say exactly whatever the hell you like.