Do Not Enter

Now, what if someone was supposed to decipher this during a driver's test? That's just not fair..

All those seemingly endless lives Mario has, just where do they come from? The truth is revealed in this comic and it's not pretty, not pretty at all. You'll never play Mario the same way again.

Two in the pink, one in the stink. It's one of life's rules, you've just got to follow it. But how the hell did this kid learn that at such a young age?

We've all heard of the 'Walk Of Sham'e. Now there is a new title that could be bestowed upon you next time you pass out drunk - the Sleep Of Shame! You can't avoid that evidence.

Another picture for all the people out there who just don't get Twilight. Also for those that DO get it but aren't pubescent girls so hate it with every fibre of their being.

This picture features something we all find dear to our hearts, once you see it resting on the bed, looking all alluring, you'll realise how much your truly do love such things. It brings back to many memories of being young and single.

Guess how much is spent fighting terrorism in the wars of Iraq & Afghanistan and guess how much is spent fighting cancer? Now guess how many people die of cancer a year & how many people die of terrorist attacks?

If might sounds a bit unusual in terms of make-up etiquette, but on the upside she smells good enough to eat. Someone get me a spoon, quick.

Normally we have endless "How to get a girlfriend' posts, but now the tables have been turned. Ladies, if you want a man try doing this, guys just adore a portable table to rest their drinks on while driving :)

If you're against it then you're an idiot. Like these people. In 40 years time you will look like nothing more than reactionary rednecks who take their religion far too seriously. Which you probably are...

Hey you! Yeah you, working away there. Stop what you're doing and follow what this shoe shop sign's telling you to do. And if anyone questions your perverted activity, just show them the sign and tell them to join in. Fap.