Daughter Doesn't Like Me Because I'm Fat

There are some things that, as a parent, it's very hard to hear. Hearing that you daughter doesn't like you and her friends mock you, just because of your weight is tough. This guy has a good coping mechanism though.

A hole in one is a pretty impressive achievement as it is. This dude manages it after skipping the ball all the way across a pond. You can tell how much of a badass he is by the crowd reaction.

Here you go, you animal humping, scum sniffing, lazy, yellow-bellied, fart eating fucktard, some of the greatest insults the movie world has ever heard. Watch, memorise, insult. Easy.

American Idol host Ryan Seacrest insults a blind man by trying to high five.

Even if you don't play Quake 3 it's not hard to see that the guy that compiled these frag videos has a serious talent for gibbing fools. I've never really seen rocket juggling before and this guy does it like it's standard. Skills.

Fat people falling off skateboards and soulless ginger kids are two things that will always make the internet great. It's not a case of 'Look son, this is how you do it!'

In case you were wondering, the "W" now stands for "Without". When a white middle class dad is singing gangster rap lyrics to his embarrassed son, you know something has gone drastically awry...

These guys project the outside world onto the inside, blocking out all the light except for the small amount let through through the pinholes, the city outside merges with the interior of the apartment.

Machines that solve Rubik's Cubes are not new, but this one is probably the fastest so far and it's made completely from Lego and controlled by a smartphone. How much more awesome do you need?

Whoever thought that cooking wasn't dangerous needs to watch this insanity. This dude takes Iron Chef way too seriously. Dangerously serious.

If it exists and it’s badass, then a Lego version of it must be created — that’s one of the rules of the internet along with rule 34. And so the new Star Trek movie trailer gets recreated in everyone’s favorite toy building block.