Crufts Hopeful

Crufts might look like a load of old rubbish but it's a very competitive arena where dropping a steaming coiler just a few centimeters from the desired location can result in instant disqualification and humiliation.

So this song’s for all the norms out there, all those guys who have beer bellies instead of six packs, join together in ugliness and celebrate your normality.

A collision of the real & the virtual worlds, but before you get too spooked about living unaware inside the matrix, this collision is an amazing piece of 3D-perspective street art - AWESOME!

Time for some very cheap water thrills & someone getting VERY wet - LOL

Gotta love the Old Spice randomness, and here they are going full retard as Terry Crews makes music with his manly muscles. That’s right, using the special, magical interactive player you can record your own remix instead of doing any work today.

Shortly after this, the adults thought it'd be funny have the kid snort a line of sugar off his grandma's chest. Later he passed out and woke up with a tiger in his playroom.

Man, why's this taking so long to pop? I'm hungry...oh, right, this is as filmed at 7000 frames per second. I can wait.

Twin sisters on either side of the glass fool others into thinking they have no reflection. - LOL

During the UCI Track Cycling World Championship, Julie Leth wipes out and takes four other cyclists with her, snapping American Shelley Evan's bike in half as she flips over her handlebars. FAIL Awesomeness!

Mashing up Breaking Bad with Downton Abbey might sound like an impossible task, but Colbert has managed it. I'm not sure exactly what Lord Grantham and his lackeys are brewing up but I bet it's good with crumpets.

If you need to learn the intricacies of the French national sport (AKA "running away"), simply sit next to a huge-ass predator and wait for him to twitch or glance in your general direction, it should all come pretty natural.