Come To 'Jones' Big Ass Storage'

Do you need to store something? Be it kilos of crack, a dead body, the Mona Lisa or even somebody you've kidnapped whose ransom you're waiting on, this guy will help you store it for a small fee - WTF!?!

If this goat was human it would be an emo. Or my little brother, just before i threatened to beat him up as a kid. He should learn to make a noise like a BOSS and get back to the real bleating.

Dan Bull does his best to make the republican presidential debate even vaguely interesting. Not sure that he's managed it, but he's highlighted bigotry with a beat you can dance to which is pretty cool.

A Wolf of Wall Street trailer parody starring everyone's favorite Klingon, so you'd better do the decent thing and watch the hell out of it, because it even features the immortal line "I am NOT a merry man!"

As much as this guy looks like he wanted to eat that cake I am sure this was also an acceptable outcome for the unfortunate victims below for whom 'it's raining cake!'. Sometimes it's good to embrace the pain, and eat it. Nom.

As if you ever needed it, here is the proof that most of us find setting up security questions for any acount to be too difficult, but especially for this guy. It's enough to make us either blow a fuse, or not bother.

With a booty like that I'm surprised this car hasn't gone into light speed. But what a sight for saw eyes this is.

Strangely, there is such a thing as having sex sober—yeah it sounds bizarre but it does happen. Allegedly. And this sketch shows a couple deciding to have sex sober, and what a big deal that is. Weirdoes.

It’s a common problem on Fox News shows, where the anchor confuses one black Hollywood celebrity with another—remember the Samuel L. Jackson debacle? Exactly.

If you ever entertained the idea of going for a night dive, then this is guaranteed to put you right off. In the murky waters a diver’s only light source is the beam of light coming from their torch, BIG MISTAKE!

If you are really lucky on safari then you might catch some lions chilling out in their natural habitat !