Chick Owned by Flour Cannon

Flour cannons: Because Hallmark doesn't make a card that says "I wish you spent more time in the kitchen." - In some ways this isn't so much ownage as 'karma', or maybe they are one and the same thing?

Worked wayy better on a hot chick than with a dude's mom.. - LOL

Really now.. I would like to know just how they get the glass that clean.. LOL

You may or may not have heard of Snuff Box, and if you haven’t, it’s time to get introduced with this sketch where Matt and Rich find Elton in their recording studio. Bad move Elton, bad move.

Looks like a lot of people got hurt last month. And crashed their cars, failed their team, fell off their bikes and generally made a mockery of themselves. A real good month for it by the looks of things.

It's the scoop of a lifetime - Wouldn't any male reporter love to cover a breaking story on hawt girls in bikinis? It's breaking news for sure, but it depends on what's being broken. OUCH!

Gotta love the Old Spice randomness, and here they are going full retard as Terry Crews makes music with his manly muscles. That’s right, using the special, magical interactive player you can record your own remix instead of doing any work today.

Ever wondered what the special forces would be like if they were as special as the special olympics? Yeah, they'd probably be a lot like this. Still, credit to him, he's got stamina...

It's all looking good until it looks bad. This chick slams her back hard on the top of a pool after a handstand fail. I'm guessing that she won't be doing that again....EVER!

I mean, this is a great idea, but it is certainly helped by Steve. Steve looks strangely like he was made to be a ventriloquist’s dummy. Like he’s been waiting for this moment all his life.

Now this is kinda strange, i'm not sure who is imitating who here? Obvioulsy a baby will crawl, but the dogs behind it are doing it so well that you can only think they have an alterior motive in mind. Weird.