Chick Fails Miserably At Backflip

Girls-girls-girls, it's always best to know your limits, however cute you might think you are! I don't think I have ever seen someone rotate less on a backflip attempt. I don't think she even completed a quarter of a turn.

Sometimes things happen and you just have to say "Like, whoah"—take for instance this dolphin who, after getting entangled in a fishing line, asks a passing driver for help.

I know he’s securely sealed in a pod made of metal and high impact plastic but my money is still on the huge carnivorous predator. But determination and a big teeth are better than any can opener. Place your bets now!

Not only does your buddy have to get a tetanus shot, you get to brag to your friends about how you nailed him. Well done.

The News of the World hacking story has exploded like a giant pus throbbing with liquid revulsion. And now, the most popular newspaper in the solar system has chomped off its own rotten tail, like some ravenous toxic ouroboros.

Ah, Christmas. A time for family reunions, delicious food, giving and receiving and gigantic illuminated spunking penises. Wait, what? Someone has added his own amusing take on the spirit of Christmas.

Greenville, South Carolina-based actor and impressionist Jamie Costa acts out a humorous scene between Gandalf from Lord of the Rings, Robin Williams, Former President George W. Bush, and Matthew McConaughey.

Slack lines are a lot of fun, whether you're doing backflips and mad tricks or just trying not to fall off and land on your face. It kinda makes you feel a little inadequate however when some showoff trains his dog to use one.

Only in ze Soviet Russia will they shoot the wet jugs. But all credit to this Ruskie, because somebody needs to illustrate the ‘real’ shooting capacity of various fire arms (forget movies, they suck!). Otherwise where would we be?

This dude has the patience and hand-eye coordination of a god and the world record for traversing two ball bearings through a wooden maze. Unfortunately, neither of these carry and monetary value. Still cool though.

With big responsibility comes BIG FAIL!, it's a law of the universe that cannot be changed - This is why you park your ride yourself instead of shelling out for the valet.