Cassetteboy - Borris' Olympic Speech

London Mayor Borris Johnson give us the lowdown on the upcoming olympic events in the English capital. If you're not familiar with Cassetteboy, that's because he gets DMCA'd like crazy. Watch this now while you can!

This guy thinks he can pull a trick on top of a narrow bridge but goes over the handlebars landing face first.

If it's too loud, you're too cold. Any moshers out there who think they are tough in a mosh pit, then try doing it in the Antarctic! Not a lot people know but penguins, they adore heavy metal music.

The film about that park full of giant extinct lizards who run amok and spawn 2 sequels gets this neat little infographic. What we can take away from it is raptors are obviously awesome, but highly dangerous and predatory.

Oh wow. Only on the internet could a video containing this much raw awesome be found in it's natural habitat. Sure, it might just look like a weirdo dancing, but look closer. IT. IS AWESOME!!!

What exactly was the marketing genius behind associating sprite with semen?

Clearly, the mare was jealous of the car's superior horsepower.

This is the only way to get the party started, downing 4 rounds of eggnog bongs, guess what comes next? The music is suitably dramatic because this is no ordinary feat, it is something truly remarkable, truly heroic - LOL!

Gotta love the Old Spice randomness, and here they are going full retard as Terry Crews makes music with his manly muscles. That’s right, using the special, magical interactive player you can record your own remix instead of doing any work today.

Even Bats has to cut loose and hit the town every now and then, ride the subway, meet his public, generally hang about and shout at people in an angry way & joking with the police, buying beef jerky, partying. Good times!

All good things must come to an end and it looks like it's time for this auto to meet the big scrap-heap in the sky! Time to pour out a 10W-40 in memory of this lowrider.