Car Gives The Ultimate Wedgie

This is the kind of wedgie Wile E. Coyote would create. This may be the first time a speeding car has left skidmarks in a pair of Hanes.

OMG - If this totally insane commercial doesn't make you want to go out and buy these weird noodles then nothing will. Surely noodles have energy in them already right?

Relationships would be a lot simpler if everybody was just honest with each other. They'd be a lot more brutal too, but at least everyone would know exactly where they stand and what's expected of them.

Forget Sandals. It's got nothing on Shuffles! Come enjoy the wonderful scenery as you dip your toned buttocks in the pool! I've booked my vacation already.

This chick befriends a Great White shark and it allows her to hand feed it fish from the side of her boat. It's kinda cool and all that but lady you are kinda turning yourself into a real tasy snack - WTF!?

How did the idea of Santa sneaking in the house while everyone sleeps become the social norm, at least thats how this kid sees it and it's going to keep this girl wide-awake this Christmas Eve for sure.

Proof that you should never skate with kids or animals.... or is that 'work'? This dog may fail at skateboarding, but he completely makes my day.

It sucks to be the guy at the bottom of the pyramid except for times like this. Hahahaha.

Taking candy from a baby is about as far as it goes when you wanna be mean. Babies have short memories & they might not even be that upset. But if you wanna get low down & nasty then this is how you do it!

I don't think he's going to be able to cop out of this one.

Ron Burgundy crashes Conan's show and busts out a brain meltingly good jazz flute solo to announce that the sequel to Anchorman is on it's way. I have only 2 requests; please let it be good and please make it soon!