Canuck TV - Dancing Kid

A young Canucks fan takes the crowd by storm with his kick-ass dance moves. This little guy got to meet Dan Hamhuis after the game and get a signed jersey as well.

Another Hollywood cliche that 's ripe for a supercut montage - "I'll call you back". A phrase that's used in hundreds of films, but do you think they ever actually did call back? Not a chance.

A guy had a bit of a tickle in his ear, so he took a trip to the doctor to see what it was and HOLY CRAP WHY LORD, WHY?! This is possible the most horrible and most disgusting thing you could ever find in your ear.

This is a awesome at its very best, centered around a good old-fashioned ninja duel. Just a couple of covert agents from the feudal Japan era, duking it out to see who's the one ninja to rule them all. It even has shuriken. Enjoy.

Whoops. A phone number on Chad Ochocinco's cereal boxes is supposed to connect callers to a Feed the Children line but instead connects them to a sex line. Coincidence? Chance? Mistake?

This prop malfunction during a rendition of "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" leaves the guy in the pillory facedown on the floor, where it's got to be very difficult to look on the bright side of life.

Turning the staple beverage of tramps the word over into a posh, well-to-do drink wasn't very hard. Luckily for tramps though, cider has now also become the new word for "Alcopop" so there's still plenty of cheap ones.

In a fight, never underestimate your opponent. You never know what they might have up their sleeve, or down her trousers - This chick is dangerous - she's cute & deadly!

Looks like Bambi thinks that if he doesn't put up a fight he might be this dude's next meal? If cheeseburgers fought back as hard as this deer, the guy would probably be a lot healthier.

I you thought a “Porch Swing” was a piece of garden furniture, you’d be right. But also wrong. It’s apparently also a death defying adrenaline ride. The rope doesn’t look like it’s strong enough to support his gargantuan balls.

If you want to know how a real man trims his bush this season, there's only one man to ask - Steve McGranahan. You'll need a chainsaw and a length of rope and as few braincells as possible. WTF!?!