Bully Gets Cracked with Baseball Bat

What goes around comes around, always remember that! A bully picking on a little kid ends up becoming batting practice for some crazy guy wearing a cape.

Michelle, Michelle, poor Michelle! I bet she never realized when she 'came' into the recording studio to sing a new jingle for Golden Kiss Mayo that it'd end so man-mayo-iciously.

Bruce Almighty was a cinematic abomination. Still at least it wasn't as bad as Jack And Jill. Also, soundbites taken from them can be used to actual comic effect. To prove this, I give you Exhibit A:

Dolphins are seriously intelligent creatures and we don't really know if they regard us as idiots or not - This might look like an accident, but I think he did it on porpoise. Just look at the expression on his face!

It doesn't take a genius to see that he could've used a much shorter ladder to make it over the fence and into the pool, but it might take a doctor to help him walk again.

Classic example for this turtle of one step forward and two steps back. Sometimes in life it isn't as easy as you think to make a clean escape!

If the rapture had actually happened, maybe things wouldn't have been so bad? We'd have got rid of Harold Camping for sure. And with a bit of luck the Westborough baptists would have gone too, on a technicality!

What's the difference between a house cat and a tiger? Well, one of them is a few hundred pounds of pure wild instinct who isn't afraid to use your face as a claw sharpener. But there must be others.

'Male Cheerleader', that just isn't right however you try and say it - Well, even if this guy could pull of this stunt he still would fail for being a male cheerleader. Did he hurt his poor head - LOL!

I fear a bad case of road rash. Whoever designed this race course is going to be in a lot of trouble in the morning. Can you even imagine crashing with nothing more than lycra to save you.

Like so many others, the cameraman just learned that if you let Usain Bolt get into your head, he'll psych you out before he ever starts running.