Bowl Cut Maintenance

Wanna know how to keep that badass hairdo of yours snappy and fresh? just follow the advice of this mop top master and you'll be up to your armpits in babes before you can say "Dumb and Dumber".

If you get car-jacked--although here's hoping you never do--then don't panic because you never know, that hardass g-star with a semi automatic might just be satisfied with some sticky, delicious honey.

When Jeff Goldblum applied chaos theory and said 'life finds a way' in Jurassic park, he was right. You can't bleep out hands. So what the hell can censorship do about this? Nothing!

A music video that obviously owes a debt of inspiration to PES. visualization in the form of subbuteo, hungry hungry hippos, dominoes, playing cards and even Rubik's cubes. Awesome stuff.

After some fancy footwork and a quick ball stop, this forward faces up for his awesome shot.

You might think that doing the robot right next to a soccer player trying to take a corner would be a good way to get your ass kicked. Guess these players aren't easily distracted as they don't even seem to notice these two dancing away.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, just make sure your buddies are the ones to try them. These Canadian fisherman are not having any luck so they send two men out to try and locate the fish. WTF!?!

This guy might look like your thumb with a face drawn on but he has a talent. He has the incredible ability to make me laugh my ass off. I can't figure out if he is having a seizure, stupid or simply a troll?

You can't make them laugh, you can't get them angry, and you can't even stop them with a nasty stomach virus.

A poor unsuspecting girlfriend is the most recent victim in our 'Battle of the sexes' contest, and you have to give the boyfriend credit for making a very serviceable fake rat.

Soccer might be a beautiful game but in the Australian leagues it can be a little less than beautiful. If these clips are anything to go by, it can be downright fugly. Fugly, painful and completely hilarious.