Balloon Tank

One of the less successful experimental projects of the military. Balloon Tank was meant to frighten and confuse the enemy, however the enemy adapted by utilizing blow-guns to destroy them.

Normally we have endless "How to get a girlfriend' posts, but now the tables have been turned. Ladies, if you want a man try doing this, guys just adore a portable table to rest their drinks on while driving :)

You know this fails on SO many levels, i mean everyone knows that when you take drugs you talk the same old sh#t and woe betide anyone who tries to introduce new sh#t into the mix. No wonder her friends are blanking her!

As if selling placements on the recommended videos panel wasn't bad enough, the geniuses behind YouTube have cleverly programmed it to recommend every single video except the one you want, the closer the better!

It's good to know in a time of crisis that you always have a government service looking for your back, a group of people who will stop at nothing to bring criminals to justice. Scarlett Johanssen must be relieved!?

No? Then get the f#cking camera out my face!

You know all those total loser dweeboids who update their Facebook status on a Friday night and stuff. What wastes of space, right? Well, you know how someone would know that right? Loser.

Oh man, it's a really sad day, your mom was on of the greatest skydiver of her generation and now it's so terrible to hear about what happened. But to remember her, they've named the lake "Lake Yo Mama".

If you're anything like me you probably think that religious artwork could be massively improved with a few Family Guy references throw in there. Guess what. POW. Family Guy Jesus lolz. Enjoy.

It's amazing what you can buy in a shopping mart nowadays, forget the old days of food and daily essentials, today's mom can pretty much get anything she wants. Even offspring.

If your bf is a tattoo artist, NEVER cheat on him! So, if your girlfriend's been cheating on you? Don't go crazy. Make sure she's happy to let you give her a sh#t tattoo...(and sign a consent form)