Aziz Ansari Promo

Comedian Aziz Ansari is releasing his latest comedy special through the medium of the world wide intertubes. For the low, low price of $5 you can download it from his site. That's a saving of $15! Bargain!

Films love nothing better than to drop the "...is my middle name" for comic effect and this compilation features many, many examples from Back to the Future, Lethal Weapon and The Goonies.

This is one way to while away the day, load a trolley up with hot girls in bikinis & hit the local sidewalk.Then just dump them off the curb and watch them fall on the hard concrete. Harsh but funny.

This is one tough cookie—an iron bar, steel spears and even an electric drill couldn't break through the skin of Zhao Rui, a 24-years-old Shaolin monk badass. What the heck is he made of, titanium?

Why I'm glad you asked. It's so damn hot even tattoos are running off in search of a cold one. Mind you if I was Buddy I'd take full advantage of the chance to jump the ink wench, she's a babe!

A professor has had enough of the two kids in the front row screwin' around and he whacks one of them so hard it knocks the kid off his chair.

A classic clip teaches an important lesson: When the other guy's palm is the size of your entire face, just call it a draw.

These guys project the outside world onto the inside, blocking out all the light except for the small amount let through through the pinholes, the city outside merges with the interior of the apartment.

This kid manages to grind every living being in his room. First it's his sister. Then it's his mother. Then it's his dog. The dog was upset because the boy clearly stole his moves.

Just another day for this dude, cleaning up the cobra habitat at the Zoo, lots of deadly snakes irratated at being picked up as he throws them out of his way with no fear whatsoever. Just doing my job, ma'am.

Now this is one news report i reckon the reporter will NOT be putting on his showreel. Please insert your own horribly inappropriate wet beaver joke here - I thank God every day for live TV - LMAO!