Australian Pain Plant

Probably best not to wipe your bum with one of these leaves. unless the thought of having thousands of poison filled barbs up your jacksie is your very specific fetish. Actually, I reckon this guy is just making it all up...

It's kinda like a faucet but instead of the noise of running water you're also treated to an impressive ringpiece solo. This guy tries to make it sound like an F1 engine, but I know my sounds, and that's a fart.

Streaking's strange, it must feel liberating to sprint about in your birthday suit, as nature intended, but then, you know, everyone gets to see your junk. And also you might do something like this & get double-laughed at.

Welll we know what this guy does on his weekends..WTF!

Listen, driving a huge diesel truck if you're just a marketer might not be a smart decision. But driving your Prius with the windows down? Look what it does to your hair!

It is very simple but it is mega cool, literally. There must be tons of videos doing this online but it still totally amazes me.

OK, so this has got to be one of the most embarrassing burning sensations in your crotch that would have to explain to your doctor. Nothing to do with STD's, just the fact you were non-adept in a silly pastime.

This is without doubt the most eighties thing you have ever seen. It's 80% more eighties than anything that was created in the 1980s. If this was even one iota more eighties it would cause the universe to collapse in on itself. Fact.

After tireless hours of research and patent litigation, Harvard engineers have finally completed the perfect nutshot apparatus. Great day for science.

Formula One cars are so advanced that you can even get a tune out of the engine. I have no idea how they do this but to be honest I don't think it'll become a popular musical instrument anytime soon.

This cute chick slammed her back on the water after she didn't rotate a flip enough. Her friends talk her into trying again and convince her to rotate a bit more - FAIL!