Apple's New U2-Removal Service

Conan O'Brien parodies the backlash Apple has received from giving away U2's latest album. So if you don't like the new album from the Irish rockers, Apple can show you how to delete it. But maybe that's just not extreme enough for you...

He could've at least dressed up in a Zelda costume, but other than that minor disappointment, this is pretty good. But it does beg the tragic question: How many wine glasses were harmed in the making of this?

Big chicks & furniture are never a good mix! A reggaeton dance couple takes the phrase 'break dancing' a little too literally and a table comes to its end.

Simple rule to remember: trains usually win. Luckily, the driver was able to escape unharmed.

Why else would you learn a musical instrument? Why does anybody do anything? To attract the opposite sex, that's why. You may have painful fingers by the end of all that playing around, but it would've been worth it.

I can see this really catching on for actual players making base runs - Listen closely for the electrical taser sound right before he hits the grass. Were they really too fat and lazy to just tackle him?

This kid gets his buddies to watch him do a backflip off a swing but at the last moment opts for the impressive 10ft face slide on the asphalt instead. I'd score this a 9.9 for total effort - LOL!

Off to Dubai for some ariel sightseeing of the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world. It seems everything is done on an overkill sized scale there.

A polar bear attacks a woman who was in the middle of a bathroom break. Someone should tell this polar bear that No means Noooooooooooooo!

All it takes is a frighteningly low pass from a spitfire pilot and this reporter goes to full scale brown alert. You can't tell because of the camera angle but it splurges out of his trouser legs and gets roughly knee high.

In most countries when you see a sign pointing the wrong way, you panic, and start screaming, maybe try make a bold U-turn somewhere. But not, it seems, in China. At least not for these people - WTF!