Alien In 60 Seconds

If you have seen Alien then you most likely love it and will appreciate this blocky 60 second memory jogger. If you've not then I'm pretty sure you are committing some sort of crime against celluloid. Go watch it now!

Animals aren't stupid.. The zebra makes an attempt to drown its attacker. - COOL

A man destroys a sign and his car after losing control and careening head on into a tree. Luckily, he survived the crash.

Ticklish? I think Amy might be, she sounds like she's having some sort of footgasm, writhing about and shouting stop, stop! Why does this sound so familiar to me?

I never was that big of a fan of the original version, but i know good music when i hear it and the Tourettes Karaoke guy fixed it for me. I wonder when he has an album coming out?

This has to be the best name for a horse EVER. Period. Not open for discussion. I'd follow this sport a LOT more if this nags performance meant it won every race - AWESOME!

Luckily, nobody was killed in this accident after the white truck completely blew a red light slamming into the cross traffic.

Sometimes you just get carried away and see red & attack everyone on the ice - That's managements subtle way of saying 'No contract extension for you!'

If you’ve spent your entire teenage years getting ripped to the eyeballs on MDMA powder in Ibiza while mainlining whiskey into your ears, then this sort of behaviour just goes with the territory really!

Well, I guess technically they're not dancing to techno, they're in the throws of a violent upchuck reflex as their bodies try to expel errant hairballs, but still, it's better than my dancing...

See! Education can be total fun! Either he's one of the few math teachers with a sense of humor and some programming skills, or he's a wizard in disguise. Either way, pretty cool.