A Message For America

It's not often a contestant on a VH1 reality show gives us words to live by, but the Greek Mystique, Jonny, does just that. America, it's not how hard you can hit; it's how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.

If you’re one of those people at school who was never in the cool club and instead had to exist on the fringes of popularity, then maybe you should’ve stolen the popular people’s pets and locked them in your shed. Be afraid.

Share the perspective of Nick Jordan, bike-riding crazy who flies down this hill that has an altitude of 160 meters for around 1.2 kilometers on a skinny-looking bike that would terrify any sane human being.

If little Michael Jackson had a webcam to show off his moves back in the 70's, his videos probably would've looked like this one. The pop-locking at the end is astounding.

This kid attempts to jump over a 1200lb bale of hay rolling towards him and fails. Some lessons are learnt the HARD way!

Dock Ellis and the story that made him a legend. Dude managed to pitch a no hitter while completely off his ass on LSD. proof that drugs are performance enhancing, even if you are insane to take them.

This guy popped a champagne cork into his unsuspecting friend's nuts. Now that the champagne is open, they can drink to the end of their friendship and toast the friend's inability to procreate.

We all remember that scene from the movie Big where Tom Hanks plays chopsticks on a giant piano. Well, here he re-enacts that classic moment with a little help from actress Sandra Bullock.

This kid pulls off a pretty sweet flip from a swing onto his waiting bike. Unfortunately, all his friends were busy getting driver's licenses and dating girls so no one cared.

Ever wanted to hear Mitt Romney talk a load of complete bullcrap? Well, more than normal at least? Here he is overdubbed by questionably talented lip readers. These may or may not be the things he was actually saying...

Some people bend over backwards to entertain - I thought that after watching the first couple seconds that this video was a fake but this chick just has an amazing amount of flexibility.