80's Cartoon Mass Effect

EA's Mass Effect, reimagined by internet animator Harry Partridge as a cheesy 1980's style Saturday morning cartoon. I wonder how all that interspecies homo love would play out in this format?

She makes the Target chain a target. Took me hours to think of that. But that’s because I was out all night snorting hookers and eating cocaine. Which is exactly what this woman should’ve been doing!

There are many potential distractions one must overcome when operating a motor vehicle, here are ten things you really don't need your passenger doing to make it worse.

Talk about luck. This may be the luckiest goal ever. The two teams playing were Termeno and Dro and the winner moves officially to Eccellenza, the 6th category of Italian football

This is one tough lady - She gets hit with a baseball and doesn't even flinch and then carries on reporting. If she doesn't get a reporters award for this it's an outrage

The Milwaukee Bucks are known for the rallying cry 'fear the deer'. This was very wise words if you ate at Menomonie restaurant where 2 deer crashed through a glass door disrupting 100's of Bucks fans watching the game.

A Cleveland police officer pushes an 18-year old driver out of the way of an out-of-control car before being struck himself on an icy highway. The officer's pelvis was broken, but he is expected to survive.

Okay so he's a pretty damn good flair bartender, but if you've got a thirst on, want a nice refreshing pint and don't want to wait a half hour for it then this guy is probably not quite so good...

This dude is supposedly the world's top Business Card Throwing Master. They say he never misses so I'll just ignore all the cards on the ground 1:16 into the clip. Still very impressive skill.

Forget Sandals. It's got nothing on Shuffles! Come enjoy the wonderful scenery as you dip your toned buttocks in the pool! I've booked my vacation already.

Is the camel ticklish, or is he telling you that's a bad touch? Maybe you should slow down and not count on a camel ride, tonight.