100 Greatest Nick Cage Quotes

When watching these it's important to bear in mind that although these are the greatest Nick Cage quotes, Nick Cage's greatest is questionable at best, so the overall greatness is considerably lowered.

I grabbed some popcorn and sat down all ready to watch this fat kid fail. I got to admit I was a bit surprised when he pulled of some of these moves. I mean seriously, the splits?!

You can style your face how you want, with the sort of blades that Wolverine would trim his sideburns with!

Experience some ultra-violent claymation & cheeky French maids. What's not to like in this gruesome video. Gruesome if you're made of clay that is. Otherwise it's just good old aggressive zombie killing fun. AWESOME!

They go around, with stomach and headaches moaning about how much pain they’re in. Pah! It’s pathetic, if only they knew the suffering that a man has to go through every time he gets a common cold. Now there’s pain.

Summer may be over, but you can still head to the coast. Or make that Coasts, a four piece band from Bristol whose brand new single “Stay” has recently dropped.

Sweet Victoria has better curves than any woman on the Internet! Her ample chest cushions have been mesmerizing men for years.

Looking like it's definitely a contender for this year's Darwin Awards is this little gem showing you what is probably the worst way to tee off. Ever. Why (or how) his buddy did this is no one's idea. That had to hurt like HELL!

Forget about your Xbox or PlayStation, the future of interactive gaming is right here in this video—and all you need is a willing bug, a piece of paper and a pen, which is much cheaper than your average console.

I can't say whether or not this is officially the greatest moment in all of MotoGP, but it certainly had me on the edge of my seat and I've never watched motorbike racing before in my life. Awesome stuff.

This is rigged! He totally took a fall.