How to Metal: DEATH METAL Lesson

This lesson will help you explode cantaloupes and summon angry unicorns in no time! After you’ve accomplished these, the next thing to master is complaining about how everything’s not death metal.

Ever wondered where Lady Gaga went to school? I'm willing to bet five bucks she went here or at least somewhere with a very similar curriculum. God bless this school. Sluts are what make the world go around.

A buzzard keeps flying in and out of the spinning blades on a wind turbine until he gets his wing clipped and ends up slamming into the ground.

If you're a fan of Ocarina Of Time and also a massive dork like me, you probably want one of these two. The video is cool too if you're into cosplay. I was a bit disappointed they didn't dress her up as Sheik at all...

Prepare to witness the amazing japanese invention that is set to change the world; The Face Car! All you need to do is pull someone's eyes & tongue out, then cut their face off! WTF, JAPAN!?

Are you a half full, or totally empty kinda giu? It looks like the water park isn't quite open for business yet. They're still in the process of filling the pools with complete idiots. WTF!?!

Straight from Argentina, this hot bendy chick makes me think of only one word, 'FAP'...or is it "OUCH!"

We checked this and the footage is 100% genuine! I've heard of calling your shot in baseball before, but this is absolutely ridiculous - WTF!?!

NO, it’s not Lindsay Lohan as a child, but a toddler on holiday. Babies may look all cute but just you wait until they get a few beers inside them then they turn into one of those angry drunks.

For every situation you've been in you get 10 points. Total your score = 10-20 not bad, 30-40 gettin your freak on, 50-60 OH MY GOD YOU HAD A GAY THREESOME ! Oh noes. LOL

Apple takes on Google Earth – with previously classified military tech (Apple bought the company). Welcome to the world of tomorrow! Today.