The LSD No-No

Dock Ellis and the story that made him a legend. Dude managed to pitch a no hitter while completely off his ass on LSD. proof that drugs are performance enhancing, even if you are insane to take them.

The man has a point. Sports guys are always the most macho but it’s them that spend so much time in the company of bare male flesh. And how about all the ridiculous connotations linked to being gay!

Let’s say you were confronted by a 500 pound hyperalloy combat chassis hunk of cyborg hate from the future, you’d probably find your manners then, wouldn’t you? Otherwise, you’d be…terminated.

What if everyone in your town was going insane & the military were shooting everyone on sight? Who would you turn to?

Some people will go to any lenghts to escape something unpleasant, even when sedated. Dude, no matter how many times you shift, you're still about to get drilled. Just pull over and take it like a man.

Surviving is something that every life form aims for but harsh circumstances can make it next to impossible. Against the odds these plucky peeps have managed to suck it up, roll the dice and win, even if it means resorting to cannibalism.

Everyone is anxiously awaiting his next song all about watermelon!

This bird can fly away happy in the knowledge that it has done something very productive and worthy, and no doubt its fellow birds will congratulate it suitably for such a perfect and well-placed poop.

Prepare to relive a story you lernt in your childhood. It's the tortoise and the hare all over again, and, yup, the girl shaped like the tortoise managed to win. Silly rabbit.

Just another day for this dude, cleaning up the cobra habitat at the Zoo, lots of deadly snakes irratated at being picked up as he throws them out of his way with no fear whatsoever. Just doing my job, ma'am.

Making car noises might sound kinda lame but this guy has spent his life perfecting it. and despite the fact that it's a completely useless talent and he'll probably never get a real job, the judges like it.