Before-The-Finish-Line Faceplant

Prepare to relive a story you lernt in your childhood. It's the tortoise and the hare all over again, and, yup, the girl shaped like the tortoise managed to win. Silly rabbit.

It's only February and we're already knee deep in some hilarious news bloopers, which, lets' face it, is pretty much the best thing about the news these days. This collection even features an appearance from Samuel L. Jackson.

Time for some education from two absolute authorities on the subject - Oral, a subject close to all our loins - So next time you’re at home cuddling up on the sofa, you’ll know how to please your man.

This is one you simply have to see to believe. A van obliterates a passenger car, sending a father and son flying across the street. Amazingly, they survive with no major injuries.

I you thought a “Porch Swing” was a piece of garden furniture, you’d be right. But also wrong. It’s apparently also a death defying adrenaline ride. The rope doesn’t look like it’s strong enough to support his gargantuan balls.

Oh Man, file this one under 'Possibilities Are Endless', I can instantly think of some outrageous shite I could pull off with this one. But as is far too often the case, every silver cloud has a black hole lining.

Listen up yo, we’re all a bunch of gay fish swimming in an ocean of ass compared to Zach. You can tell he means every word, you can feel his pain. But don’t cry for him, coz he’s already dead y’all.

Going on a cruise might be considered the height of luxury, but so was sailing on the Titanic - Sit back & enjoy CCTV footage from the Pacific Sun Cruise liner encountering seriously heavy seas. Rather them than me :(

I think this technically classes as Nerdcore, taking it's place between songs about Magic: The Gathering and ones about text adventures. Word.

Have you guessed yet? That's right, it sounds a bit like ball-sack. Probably because that's what it is. It's a sack that you put a balloon in and it turns it into a ball. A ball for kids too poor to afford a ball.

If you are a very specific person you will think this is one of the funniest things you have ever heard. Unless you were in the midst of an epic drug induced trip in which case you probably can’t read this.